A radio station in Orlando has launched a campaign to “Get Tim Tebow Laid.” WJRR’s website has posted a video of a girl named Tiffany, who presumably works at the station, announcing she’s on a quest to snatch the quarterback’s famously guarded virginity.
“I hear he has a purity ring,” she says. “And he’s definitely a virgin. Even though everybody says he’s not, I can see it in his eyes. That boy needs some action.”
Oh, also: “I’m gonna rub that bald head of yours.”
Bam. Gauntlet thrown down. Tebow has until the middle of next month to give up the goods, or else they will apparently be taken by force.
“I’m sure there’s girls that want it, but I’m gonna take it. You have until September 12th, and then your virginity is mine. I’m Tiffany, and I’m gonna get Tim Tebow laid.”
Yes, the site includes a “Countdown 2 Impurity.” Here’s video of Tebow telling a group of reporters that he plans to wait until marriage. Looks like he better change those plans: