Wayne will simply never understand the true nature of sacrifice. I mean, really, there isn’t much I can add to this that the title doesn’t already tell you. One should take special note of the green Shrek ears, the bag full of money in Wayne’s right hand, and the newly-signed Manchester United contract under his [...]
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Breaking news: Rooney to stay at Manchester United
Well, what an extraordinary twist this is: Wayne Rooney has agreed a new five-year deal with Manchester United and is staying at Old Trafford after all. Here’s the club statement: Wayne Rooney has agreed a new 5 year contract to stay at Manchester United until at least June 2015. The agreement follows intensive discussions between [...]
Special 1 TV: Wayne Rooney Strikes Back (Video)
When the creators of Special 1 TV chose Jose Mourinho, Wayne Rooney, Sven-Goran Eriksson and Sir Alex Ferguson as some of the main characters of the show, it was an incredibly wise decision not only because they’re wonderful characters but also because they’re in the news all the time. All four of them have been [...]
Will ‘Little Pea’ make Rooney green with envy?
Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez’s two-goal and match-winning performance against Stoke City at the weekend for Manchester United could give manager Alex Ferguson the ideal headache. Two thirds of United fans have yet to make up their mind on whether to forgive and forget the whole Rooney saga, Sky Sports reported from a Manchester Evening News poll, and [...]
Has Wayne Rooney Killed Football?
Has football finally jumped off the cliff? In a week where we were treated to an utterly enthralling Champions League game at the San Siro and the emotional scoring return to the Emirates of Eduardo, the biggest stories were one player’s greed and the near collapse of a team that won the FA Cup three [...]