Defensor Sporting Club v. Club Nacional de Football (Friday)
The opening match of the weekend takes us to the Uruguay’s Liga Profesionel Primera Division where first place Defensor battles second place Nacional. After thirteen matches Defensor have opened up a four point lead on Nacional, making this a must win for Nacional if they hope to remain with in striking distance of the league title and avoid being overtaken by the five(!) clubs behind them in the table. Defensor will be hoping to lengthen their lead and take their second league title in the last three seasons. Fun Fact: Only one Defensor player was part of Uruguay’s 2010 World Cup squad- Martín Silva was his country’s third choice goalkeeper in South Africa. Surprisingly, Nacional- by far the most successful club in Uruguayan football- were not represented in South Africa.
Ballspiel-Verein Borussia 1909 e.V. Dortmund v. Borussia VfL 1900 Mönchengladbach e.V. (Saturday)
Welcome to the Borussen Derby between these teams from what used to be “Prussia.” This version of the derby finds the two clubs in very different situations. Dortmund are leading the Bundesliga, they hold a seven point lead over Mainz 05, while Mönchengladbach are in last place and will remain there even if they somehow manage to win this match- and Schalke 04 don’t lose their match by 11 goals! Should Mönchengladbach be relegated- and that looks about 100% likely- it will be interesting to see if Michael Bradley has an “escape clause” in his contract that will allow him to look for a new club for the 2010-2011 season. Personally I think he’d be well-suited to the physical style of the EPL or SPL. Fun Fact: Dortmund’s leading scorers are Japanese (Shinji Kagawa) and Paraguayan (Lucas Barrios).
Sporting Clube de Portugal v. Futebol Clube do Porto (Saturday)
This is one of those high profile matches that everyone (i.e., me) assumes is a derby match- and it isn’t. Porto may already be too far ahead in Liga ZON Sagres to be caught this season (they’ve opened up a ten point lead over Benfica in only eleven matches), but Sporting could move from a Europa League spot to a Champions League spot with a win in this match. This match is also important to Sporting because the league is all they have left until the League Cup begins in January- they’ve already been bounced from the Taça de Portugal by the team just above them in the table, Vitória Guimarães. Fun Fact: Porto’s youth program is known as “Dragon Force School.” Fun Fact 2: Sporting’s Carlos Saleiro is the first person ever born in Portugal as a result of in vitro fertilization.
Olympiakos Club of Fans of Piraeus F.C. v. P.A.E. Athlitiki Enosis Konstantinoupoleos (Saturday)
Okay, so it’s not the “Derby of the Eternal Enemies,” but it is an Athens Derby and there is a lot at stake in this Greek Super League match-up. Olympiakos are in first place on goal differential (mainly because they have a much stingier defense than second place Panathinaikos), and while AEK are in fifth place, they could take a much firmer hold on their potential European place with a victory in this match. Olympiakos are led by forward Kevin Antonio Mirallas Castillo- the best Belgian player you’ve never heard of. Fun Fact: Ever wonder what happened to former Fulham and Portsmouth midfielder Papa Bouba Diop? He plays- sporadically- for AEK. Fun Fact 2: Did you know that Birmingham City’s Matt Derbyshire is actually on loan there- from Olympiakos?
Ross County F.C. v. Queen of the South F.C. (Sunday)
Fresh off a Scottish Cup victory, the Staggies will be in cup action again this weekend as they attempt to win the ALBA Challenge Cup for the second time in five seasons. Doing so might be just the tonic the club needs as their league for as of late has been, to put it diplomatically, “inconsistent.” I’m sure there are also those at the club who would like to see County enter this match with a new manager at the helm, but this does not appear to be in the cards. At present it appears that Jimmy Calderwood (most recently at Aberdeen and Kilmarnock) is the front-runner for the job and he seems to be a very popular choice among County supporters. Fun Fact: If Scottish referees go on strike as they have voted to do there is a chance that this match- and all of this week’s SPL matches- will be postponed.
Liverpool F.C. v. Tottenham Hotspur F.C. (Sunday)
This is, for my money, the best match on offer in the Premier League this weekend. Spurs, hot off a thrilling comeback victory against Arsenal, have a chance to move back into the top four if they win and get a little help from other clubs. Liverpool, who’ve managed to climb out of the relegation zone in recent weeks, could find themselves very close to it again as there are no less than seven teams that could catch or pass them with victories this weekend. Here’s a questions about Spurs: why on Earth has Peter Crouch not demanded a transfer by now? I’m not going to suggest something crazy like a move to MLS, but there must be half a dozen Premier League teams that would love to have him and play him on a regular basis- just a thought. Fun Fact: Peter Crouch is quite gangly.
F.K. Austria Wien v. Sportklub Rapid Wien (Sunday)
I desperately want to refer to this as the “Weiner Derby,” but the spelling is all wrong and it would just make me look more like a 13 year old, so I’ll try to keep it professional. The table in the Austrian Bundesliga is packed pretty tightly at the moment, so Austria (3rd place) and Rapid (6th place) are still in contention for both the league title and a place in Europe next year. Both clubs have displayed good form over their last five matches: Austria has take ten points from them, Rapid have taken nine. Fun Fact: Supporters of both clubs claim that their club is the “most successful” club in the country- they’re both right, or wrong, it all depends on how you add up league titles, national cups, European successes, etc.. Fun Fact 2: Rapid won the German championship in 1941- just say Anschluss!
Barcelona v. Real Madrid (Monday)
Sure, Monday isn’t part of the weekend, but how could I skip this match? The best part is that the two clubs are currently separated by just a single point, so there’s quite a bit on the line beyond just bragging rights in Spanish football. I have no idea who will come out on top of this match between the Special One and La Pulga, but it will certainly be an entertaining match. Speaking of Lionel Messi, did you see him at the end of the Brazil-Argentina friendly last week? Somehow he managed to make 89 minutes of drudgery worth it with just one of his mazy runs. Fun Fact: As our own Magnakai Haaskivi pointed out earlier this week, good luck trying watch this match on television! Fun Fact 2: Am I the only one who is just sick and tired of Cristiano Ronaldo?
*a tip of the cap to anyone who understood the title of this post without having to look it up.



