Random Thoughts from Around the SEC

Seriously people, evolve, recognize an institutional asset when you see one and try to preserve it.

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Seriously people, evolve, recognize an institutional asset when you see one and try to preserve it.

With week one of the college football season in the books for the SEC, a few thoughts in the aftermath of opening day:

Arkansas: Complete snoozer of game against Tennessee State with Mallet lighting up the scoreboard as expected. Only two things to even notice about this game: no one was injured, and they didn’t get Jacksonville State’d. The rest is all irrelevant fluff and stat padding. We’ll find out what they are made of when they go to Athens in week three.

Auburn: Cam Newton and the offense ran roughshod, but the defense gave up 26 points to Arkansas State, despite holding them to 5-18 on third down. The Arkansas State quarterbacks combined to go 33-49 for 323 yards and a touchdown, all the while Auburn never forced a turnover. I’ll say it again, this is a team with a good offense and a bad defense that will go as far as the offense can take them and not one inch further.

Florida: Meh, big snooze. Florida looked terrible against Miami (OH), but it doesn’t matter at this point. They were never in serious jeopardy of losing, and it’s still a month before they make the trek to Tuscaloosa for their first legitimate test. Rolling through South Florida, Tennessee, and Kentucky shouldn’t be any issue. They may not be a national championship team, but they are still the class of the East until proven otherwise, and they’ll get it together. All that showing did yesterday was extend the shelf life on all of this “how will they ever replace Tebow?” garbage. The only real bad news from the opening weekend for the Gators was that both South Carolina and Georgia had stronger-than-expected showings.

Georgia: Sure it was ULL, but ULL was not as terrible as some think, and that was very impressive. The Grantham led 3-4 looked big, fast, and physical, and it looked like they were finally taking advantage of all of that raw talent. Meanwhile, Aaron Murray had a solid day at quarterback, even without A.J. Green. About as good of an opener as UGA could have hoped for.

Kentucky: Big win for Joker Phillips over his in-state rival, and even more importantly with the cupcake schedule this win probably ought to go a long way to getting the ‘Cats a bowl berth. But can they legitimately play with the better teams of the conference? I’m saying probably not, but we’ll see.

LSU: I’ve never seen a team like LSU under Miles, it’s stupefying. The suspensions turned UNC into a cupcake and they still almost threw it away, despite holding a big lead late. Somehow they held on, and saved his job in the process. I defended them before the year, but after week one, if they are legitimately going to win the SEC, either they are going to get a hell of a lot better ASAP or the rest of the SEC is going to have to collapse. They’ll always win a lot of games simply because they can out-talent eight or nine teams on the schedule (and keep it competitive with the remaining lot), but if they really want to consistently beat the elites something is going to have to change. And please, why do some ‘Bama fans take such joy in Les Miles’ continued screw-ups? If that guy keeps this up it’s only a matter of time before he gets canned, and I can guarantee you that LSU will get one hell of an upgrade as a replacement. This isn’t your Daddy’s LSU, that’s a destination job now, and Miles is probably the worst coach we could ever legitimately expect them to have. Everyone should not be pulling for LSU to lose, but for Miles to win enough to remain in Baton Rouge. He’s an institutional asset for UA, act accordingly.

Mississippi State: Sure Memphis is bad, but the last I checked MSU wasn’t exactly the Bill Wash 49ers in their own right, so a 49-7 thumping is pretty impressive for the Bullies. More importantly, Tyler Russell stepped up at quarterback to give them a legitimate passing threat to complement running threat Chris Relf. The schedule is still the killer here, but this team was decent last year and they look to be at least back to that level this year. The Thursday night showdown against Auburn looks to be a near toss-up at this point.

Ole Miss: Call me crazy, but buy low on Colonel Reb. If they don’t just throw in the towel now — big if, admittedly — this could be a dangerous team. Masoli will improve the offense somewhat, and the defensive front seven looked solid. Their biggest problem Saturday, I think, was just laying down when they thought the game was over and then couldn’t restart everything when they needed. This is still probably a team lurking near the 6-6 mark, but they have enough weapons here and there to be a dangerous threat to anyone on the schedule, including ‘Bama. Don’t write these guys off just yet.

South Carolina: Impressive win, especially considering they were down three key starters, and Southern Miss is not that bad. The defense lacks depth but does have some legitimate star players, and the offense was good. Tough front sevens will give them trouble because they are weak on the offensive line, but they have loads of size and talent at the skill positions, a good interior runner in Lattimore, and solid quarterback play out of Garcia. They honestly looked much better than I expected. That road trip to Columbia is a bit of a scary thought at the moment.

Tennessee: Nice to see Dooley get an easy 50-0 win in his debut, but the joy is going to be short lived. The Oregon team that scored 59 points in a half on Saturday is coming to town next, and with Florida, LSU, Georgia, Alabama, and South Carolina all on the schedule in the next two months, and if this team limps into the Memphis game with anything north of a 2-6 record, it will be a legitimate surprise. Thank God for DVR.

Vanderbilt: Robbie Caldwell finds out the hard way that it’s easier to impress media types with turkey insemination jokes than it is to win football games. Not that he probably didn’t know that anyway, of course. Regardless, Vandy lost the Brain Bowl to Northwestern, and moving forward the losses are certain to come in bunches. You name it, LSU, Florida, Georgia, whoever. With Wake Forest and UConn rounding out the non-conference schedule, that game in a couple of weeks against Eastern Michigan is their best (and perhaps only) chance of victory in 2010.

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Wayne Rooney Finds Himself In Another Whorey Sex Scandal

Oh, to be a British headline writer when the country’s biggest soccer star finds himself in the midst of yet another sex scandal. According to the News of the World, Wayne Rooney had sex with a “£1,200-a-time” prostitute while his wife, Coleen, was pregnant.

The young lass at the center of the scandal, 21-year-old Jenny Thompson, claims that she and Rooney had sex multiple times, and says that the Manchester United star, “chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen.”

According to Thompson, she met Rooney at a casino. The two exchanged numbers and a few minutes of smooching, then separated. It was then that Rooney started texting her in earnest, asking her if she “fancied meeting up” (sidenote: isn’t this the best part of UK sex scandals – the extremely British ways in which the sordid details are explained?).

Thompson told Rooney it wouldn’t be free, and he was apparently cool with that. Rooney then asked if she could bring a friend, and Thompson agreed.

A week later Rooney met the girls at the famed five-star Lowry hotel. “My friend and I made an effort,” said Jenny.

“We both wore identical black lacy bra-and-brief sets specially bought from La Senza.

“Wayne told us he’d never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward – and me and my friend were left to do all the work.

“He didn’t want us to put on a lesbian sex show, he was more into two girls pleasuring him at the same time. But it was all over far too quickly.”

Highlight (lowlight?) of the interview? This quote: “I never imagined Wayne Rooney would ever be one of my clients. I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he’s actually not that ugly when you’re sat in front of him.” Well, then.

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Wayne Rooney Finds Himself In Another Whorey Sex Scandal

Oh, to be a British headline writer when the country’s biggest soccer star finds himself in the midst of yet another sex scandal. According to the News of the World, Wayne Rooney had sex with a “£1,200-a-time” prostitute while his wife, Coleen, was pregnant.

The young lass at the center of the scandal, 21-year-old Jenny Thompson, claims that she and Rooney had sex multiple times, and says that the Manchester United star, “chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen.”

According to Thompson, she met Rooney at a casino. The two exchanged numbers and a few minutes of smooching, then separated. It was then that Rooney started texting her in earnest, asking her if she “fancied meeting up” (sidenote: isn’t this the best part of UK sex scandals – the extremely British ways in which the sordid details are explained?).

Thompson told Rooney it wouldn’t be free, and he was apparently cool with that. Rooney then asked if she could bring a friend, and Thompson agreed.

A week later Rooney met the girls at the famed five-star Lowry hotel. “My friend and I made an effort,” said Jenny.

“We both wore identical black lacy bra-and-brief sets specially bought from La Senza.

“Wayne told us he’d never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward – and me and my friend were left to do all the work.

“He didn’t want us to put on a lesbian sex show, he was more into two girls pleasuring him at the same time. But it was all over far too quickly.”

Highlight (lowlight?) of the interview? This quote: “I never imagined Wayne Rooney would ever be one of my clients. I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he’s actually not that ugly when you’re sat in front of him.” Well, then.

SportsGrid

Wayne Rooney Finds Himself In Another Whorey Sex Scandal

Oh, to be a British headline writer when the country’s biggest soccer star finds himself in the midst of yet another sex scandal. According to the News of the World, Wayne Rooney had sex with a “£1,200-a-time” prostitute while his wife, Coleen, was pregnant.

The young lass at the center of the scandal, 21-year-old Jenny Thompson, claims that she and Rooney had sex multiple times, and says that the Manchester United star, “chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen.”

According to Thompson, she met Rooney at a casino. The two exchanged numbers and a few minutes of smooching, then separated. It was then that Rooney started texting her in earnest, asking her if she “fancied meeting up” (sidenote: isn’t this the best part of UK sex scandals – the extremely British ways in which the sordid details are explained?).

Thompson told Rooney it wouldn’t be free, and he was apparently cool with that. Rooney then asked if she could bring a friend, and Thompson agreed.

A week later Rooney met the girls at the famed five-star Lowry hotel. “My friend and I made an effort,” said Jenny.

“We both wore identical black lacy bra-and-brief sets specially bought from La Senza.

“Wayne told us he’d never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward – and me and my friend were left to do all the work.

“He didn’t want us to put on a lesbian sex show, he was more into two girls pleasuring him at the same time. But it was all over far too quickly.”

Highlight (lowlight?) of the interview? This quote: “I never imagined Wayne Rooney would ever be one of my clients. I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he’s actually not that ugly when you’re sat in front of him.” Well, then.

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Greatest Penn State Upsets #4 – 1990 Notre Dame

 

All of the buzz around Penn State prior to the 1990 season centered around the Lions joining the Big Ten in a few years. Of course, many people realized that this meant many traditional rivalries would have to be put on hold, and in 1990, Notre Dame was arguably the biggest rival on the schedule. The Irish and Lions had played every year since 1981. Penn State dominated the early part of the series winning two  National Championships along the way. But in the later part of the ’80s it was the Irish who had turned dominant under Lou Holtz. The Irish claimed the national championship in 1988 and had won two in a row over Penn State.

The Irish appeared to be on their way to another National Championship in 1990. Despite a loss to Stanford, Notre Dame was ranked #1 in the nation when the Lions came to South Bend in late November. Lou Holtz’s squad had impressive victores over Michigan, Michigan State, Miami, and Tennessee.

The expectations weren’t very high for Penn State in 1990, but coming off a thrilling Holiday Bowl victory over BYU, Penn State found themselves ranked #21 in the preseason. The wind was quickly taken out of their sales with an opening day 13-17 loss to Texas. After dropping out of the rankings, the Lions fell in week two to #6 ranked USC by a score of 14-19. The National Championship was out of the question before the calendar flipped to October, but State rallied and won seven in a row to barely climb back into the national rankings. Notre Dame was heavily favored, but may have been looking ahead to the following week and their matchup with rival USC.

 

The Irish were loaded with offensive talent. Ricky Watters and Tony Brooks split the running back duties while quarterback Rick Mirer had the most lethal offensive weapon in the nation at his disposal with Raghib Ismail.  With all of that offensive firepower the Irish jumped out to an early lead with touchdown drives of 63, 59, and 92 yards. Only a 32-yard touchdown pass from quarterback Tony Sacca to wide receiver Terry Smith kept the first half score a respectable 21-7. But Penn State got a major break in the first half when Ismail was sidelined with a deep thigh bruise that prematurely ended his day.

Paterno gave a passionate halftime speech that implored his team to get tough and make something happen. With the injury to Ismail and the challenge from Paterno, the defense came out energized in the second half. They shut down the Irish and did not let them cross midfield the rest of the game.

The momentum started to swing when linebacker Mark D’Onofrio intercepted Mirer at midfield and ran down the sideline to the 11-yard line. On third-and-10, Sacca hit tight end Ricky Sales in the corner of the endzone where he made a juggling catch just in bounds.

Midway through the fourth quarter State was still down 21-14. The defense was dominating, but the offense needed a spark. It was here where Tony Sacca cemented his reputation as one of the most clutch Penn State quarterbacks of all time. Starting from his own 42 yard line, Sacca hit Smith for 24 yards. Then he dumped a ball off to Leroy Thompson who took the it 20 yards down to the Irish 14. Then Sacca rolled right out of the pocket and hit Al Golden at the three yard line. Golden carried defenders into the endzone to tie the game.

After an exchange of possessions, time was running out, but the Irish had one more chance to pull off one of their patented miracle victories. Penn State had to punt on 4th-and-2 from their own 42 with 2:32 on the clock. At this point, Joe Paterno was just hoping to escape with a tie against the #1 team in the country. An excellent punt by Doug Helkowski forced the Irish to start at their own 7-yard line.

Notre Dame ran the first play for ten yards and a first down. Then they stalled. On third down Mirer overthrew his target over the middle. Safety Darren Perry picked it off at the 39 and ran it back to the 20 with just under a minute to go. Suddenly Paterno was playing with house money.

After two short runs to place the ball in the middle of the field, Penn State called timeout with :08 to go. Craig Fayak trotted out to the field, and Lou Holtz called a timeout in attempt to ice the true freshman kicker. But it turned out it was Fayak who had ice in his veins despite missing a 39-yard field goal earlier in the game. During the timeout, Fayak calmly told his holder Bill Spoor, “Hey, it’s just like kicking in my backyard. I have a goal post there, and I’ve made this kick a million times.”

The two teams jogged back onto the field as the South Bend crowd did their best to rattle the young kicker. Fayak stepped off his approach, set himself, nodded to Spoor, and then…

 



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High School Coaching ‘Icon’ Solicits Sex On Video

Michael Lewis of the DAYTONA NEWS-JOURNAL reports Monday that prominent Mainland (FL) high school football coach John Maronto was recently caught by Daytona Beach police on video soliciting a local police officer for sex.

John Maronto Busted For Prostitution

(No Hail Mary? Maronto must be a defensive specialist)

Th 68-year-old Maronto is a former head coach of Ohio high school football powerhouse Massillon who has gone 139-38 at Mainland since 1996 – including a Class 5A state championship in 2003. Orlando TV news outlet CF13 called Maronto a high school football coaching “icon” in its report about the coach’s arrest.

John Maronto Busted For Prostitution

(Despite being caught on video, coach claims, “the truth will come out”)

Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood has the sordid details of the prostitution sting that ensared Maronto. A sting that was “in response to business owners and citizens complaining about street-level prostitution.” (more…)

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Monday Afternoon News and Notes

See you in Durham, Marcell.

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Dave Martin – AP

See you in Durham, Marcell.

Monday afternoon brought the usual press conference from Nick Saban, and not surprisingly he openly discussed a variety of topics on the agenda for this week. The high points:

Marcell Dareus will not play against Penn State, as UA has decided not to appeal his two-game suspension by the NCAA. To be more specific, Saban said that the legal research team did not find sufficient precedent that they felt would support a successful appeal, so the UA administration effectively chose not to waste everyone’s time. That’s a bit disheartening, but in no way does it come as a surprise, and as I wrote last week it really did not matter whether UA chose to appeal or not because the appeal was almost certainly to be denied. At this point, the thinking is probably that you may as well dismiss all hope of Dareus returning for this game on a last-second appeal and use that to help get those who will be called on to fill his shoes more mentally prepared for the task at hand in five days.

Mark Ingram, on the other hand, is still up in the air, but to be clear Saban sounded a bit bearish on the prospects of him returning this week. His exact quote was that he was “not anticipating” Ingram to be ready to play this weekend, but did note that Ingram will start “dry land” rehab today, i.e. he will no longer be rehabbing in the pool. Regardless, though, even if Ingram does play, expect it to be a situation where he comes on the field Saturday in pre-game warm-ups, and then get cleared to play in a last-second gametime decision. Truth be told, even if Ingram were definitely going to play this weekend, that is likely how Saban and company would go about releasing it. Again, Saban has no reason whatsoever to disclose that information before hand and every reason to conceal it as long as he possibly can.

For what it’s worth, I tend to think Ingram is much closer to returning than UA is letting on at the moment. By all accounts there was no significant structural damage to the knee, and Saban himself said last week that the training staff was very encouraged by the lack of post-surgery swelling, always the biggest impediment to a quick return after surgery. With Ingram having five days to work before returning, if this were an absolute must-play game I think the odds are that Ingram would play. In the end, I think two major obstacles stand in his way: (1) UA will want to be extremely cautious with him, and (2) given the ability of Richardson and Lacy, even if Ingram can play at say 85% or so, it’s probably more advantageous for ‘Bama to have Richardson and Lacy on the field. Regardless, I don’t necessarily think anyone should be overly shocked if we see a bit of Ingram this weekend.

Finally, Saban did lay the groundwork for the return of Courtney Upshaw and D.J. Fluker. Saban said that Upshaw would definitely miss practice today but that hopefully he would return tomorrow, while Fluker would be somewhat limited today but would hopefully be good-to-go moving forward. I expect that Fluker will probably be back in the swing of things mid-week, but keep your eye on Upshaw. He will probably get a light week, and we clearly need him to be ready against Penn State. With Penn State probably looking to establish the run early and protect their young quarterback — especially with the loss of Cody and Jerrell Harris playing inside — it should be noted that Upshaw is our best Jack linebacker against the run, and we’ll need him at full strength come Saturday as we try to shut down the Penn State running game.

Roll ‘Bama Roll