Mark Ingram Back for Penn State?

The general thinking on Mark Ingram‘s knee injury is that he will probably miss a couple of games but will likely return in time for the Tide to make the road trip to Fayetteville to take on Arkansas. But could he possibly return for the Penn State game? Perhaps that will not be the case, but one sports injury guru thinks it will happen. We bounced message back and forth with Will Carroll on Twitter yesterday afternoon, and he replied:

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Interesting stuff, huh?

Now, admittedly Carroll turns off a lot of people because he does have a bit of an abrasive personality at times and some cannot get past the Pete Rose incident a few years back, but I’ve been a longtime reader of his “Under The Knife” columns at Baseball Prospectus, and I can attest that Carroll indeed knows his stuff on sports injuries. His book is widely considered a must-read for those looking for solid information on common sports injuries. Moreover, he has quite a few contacts throughout the sporting world, and given that this surgery was performed by two high-profile surgeons with a laundry list of superstar athletes on their surgical resumes, it’s possible he could know something the rest of us don’t. At the very least, if someone like him is saying definitively that Ingram will be back in time for the Penn State game, well, it’s something that you at least ought to consider.

As an additional point, I’ll keep beating my dead horse on injuries in college football… we never really know the exact nature of the injury, and not only do coaches have no incentive whatsoever to openly disclose injury details with complete honesty, they have every incentive imaginable to be as deceptive as humanly possible. All we ever get is blanket, ultimately useless statements by coaches, like “Player X banged up body part Y yesterday and had surgery,” all the while completely omitting the countless number of ways that the aforementioned body part Y could be injured, or the countless number of treatment options available to treat body part Y.

So, in the end, we really don’t know what happened here. We know he hurt his knee, but we don’t know how he injured it (nor did we even know which knee he injured until late this afternoon). And not only do we not know the severity of whatever he injured in whichever knee, we do not know what was done medically to correct whatever injury he suffered (if anything). All we really know is that he had arthroscopic knee surgery, but keep in mind that arthroscopic knee surgery is a minimally invasive procedure that at times is used purely for exploratory purposes.

I’ve speculated that he probably injured his meniscus in some manner, and in that regard perhaps his knee was just scoped, they saw no damage, and now it’s just a matter of time waiting on the scars to heal and the post-surgery swelling in the knee to reside before he is good to go once again. Keep in mind that all Saban said was that Ingram would miss the San Jose State game, and made no guarantees beyond that. And, thinking from a coaches perspective, if there was no real damage here and Ingram will indeed be good to go by the Penn State game, why try to rush Ingram back into action in a meaningless game against a cupcake, and why advertise to the world — and the Penn State coaching staff — that Ingram will play next Saturday? Again, he has every incentive not to do either one of those two things.

Now, maybe that’s all not the case. Perhaps this injury will indeed keep him out until the Arkansas game, I’m not directly claiming otherwise. My point, though, is just that we never really know the full situation behind injuries, and we literally know absolutely nothing of substance here. Yes he could miss a few weeks if there was some structural damage to the knee, but we don’t know if that was the case or not, and it could have just as easily been that there was no real structural damage and Ingram will be ready to go against the Nittany Lions. Truth be told, we really have no definitive way of knowing one way or the other based on the complete lack of information we have.

In any event, for what it’s worth, to close, Trent Richardson expressed some hope for the exact scenario while talking with the media yesterday after practice, confirming it with just six words:

Hopefully, he’ll just miss one game.

If nothing else, it’s hope.

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The Mikhail Torrance Fund

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Mikhail Torrance’s agent, Happy Walters tweeted some excellent news today:

Mikhail is up and walkin’ on his own. Not yet able to speak, but is communicating with smiles and emotion. He’s eating small portions of food… He has a long road ahead of him and many hours of rehab in the future. 

The former Alabama basketball standout has been hospitalized since Aug. 20 after collapsing during a workout at the IMG Academy in Bradenton, Fla. According to Walters, Mikhail has been moved out of ICU into a private room. He’s showing progress but it has been slow going.

What is becoming clear is Mikhail’s medical expenses — both for his hospitalization as well as the extensive rehabilitation that he must undergo — are going to be expensive and a significant financial burden on his family. To help defray the costs, a fund has been established thorugh The Tuscaloosa Tip-Off Club, non-profit booster club made up of Alabama basketball fans from the Tuscaloosa area. 

The Tuscaloosa Tip Off Club is a registered charity working through the university. Walters says donations of any amount will be greatly appreciated. They can be sent to the following address:

The Mikhail Torrance Fund
c/o The Tuscaloosa Tip-Off Club
Bryant Bank
1550 McFarland Blvd N.
Tuscaloosa, AL 35406

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Patriots Linebacker May Or May Not Have Gotten Nakey On Chatroullete (SFW)

Patriots second-round pick, and important new cog in Bill Belichick’s defense, Brandon Spikes, may or may not have taken someone to the Chatroullete meat suite, according to Deadspin and World Star Hip-Hop.

Video of the former Florida Gator getting freaky was allegedly offered to Deadspin by an emailer, for $ 1,500, but they decided not to take it. World Star Hip Hop did, however, and currently has the full, uncensored, majorly NSFW version on its site. No link here, sir or madam, so you’ll just have to move along and do some Googling if you want all that sex stuff.

Anyway, the Huffington Post has performed a sort of tattoo comparison on photos from the video, and photos of Spikes, in an effort to determine whether or not it’s him.

If it is him, this is one of the more brazen acts of athlete nakedness we’ve seen in quite some time. Usually, a player will go for the old “full length mirror iPhone picture,” but Spikes (or his doppelganger) decided that full oral penetration was the only way to properly show himself to the world.

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This Could Be Good: UFC President Dana White To Address Oxford Union

File this one under “unlikely-looking pairings.” On the one hand, you’ve got the Oxford Union, the independent student-run institution founded in 1823 and host of speakers ranging from Albert Einstein to Winston Churchill, Stephen Hawking to Richard Nixon, Mother Teresa to Robert F. Kennedy. On the other hand, you have: UFC president Dana White.

Yes, White might seem an unlikely choice to join that list, considering episodes like this. But on October 13, he’ll do it, and digging a little deeper, he’s a natural choice for it. Oxford Union vice president Ash Sangha, for example, said:

As president of UFC, Dana has created a billion dollar global sports company in less than a decade and we look forward to hearing his take on the rise of the UFC and giving us greater insight into this phenomenon.

Well, yeah – put it that way, and White sure sounds like he has every right to join that list of Oxford Union speakers. The guy says some ill-advised things from time to time, but he’s done a phenomenal job building UFC into a giant, widely-followed enterprise, and to accomplish what he has, you need some serious skills in not only marketing a product but creating a product people are interested in.

Plus, that list of speakers we mentioned before? It’s undeniably impressive, but, as with the list of past speakers in the wire service article, rather selectively chosen to make White sound out of his league.

In addition to the titans mentioned previously, White will join the following as Oxford Union speakers: O.J. Simpson, Diego Maradona, Jon Bon Jovi, Jerry Springer, Kermit the Frog, and Ron Jeremy.

Doesn’t sound so intimidating now, does it? White said he’s expecting to give “straight answers” to “tough questions” in a statement, and while we’re sure he’ll get tough questions (and would advise him to be on his best behavior), we think he’ll be up to the task. If Kermit the Frog handled it, we have a feeling he can.

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Tiki Barber Hires PR Agency To Repair Image That Was Damaged Due To Sexy Time With Intern

Tiki Barber has decided to get a little professional help for his dinged-up image, hiring 5WPR to “spin his relationship with blond former TV intern Traci Johnson,” according to the New York Post.

Barber, who left his wife for Johnson, was fired from NBC (both working as a “Today Show” correspondent and for their NFL coverage) in June.

Recently, Johnson wrote a poorly-received “memoir”on Crushable.com about her and Barber’s relationship:

I knew that his relationship had deteriorated before my relationship with him was even a thought in his mind. I knew that I was never Tiki’s babysitter or that he “lavished” me with expensive gifts or snuck into my college dorm room (I lived on an all girl’s floor with a key swipe entrance … think how difficult it would be to sneak a 5′10, 200-pound, black man into that environment?).

According to the Post, this would be Barber’s third PR company. The following quote is evidence that they have their work cut out for them:

Sources said he’s “paid for a professional photo shoot and is offering it to publications, despite the fact that he’s claiming poverty and can’t pay Ginny the settlement she wants.” Johnson penned a blog on a Web site for young women last week, defending her affair with Tiki. Barber’s rep didn’t get back to us.

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